Beautiful Blogger Award and 7 Things You Always Wanted to Know About Me But Were Afraid to Ask

Awe freaking SHUX!  Amanda over at Garibay Soup was so kind to give me this Beautiful Blogger Award.  And well the only way I could think to thank her was to pass on the love. 

The Rules:

1. Thank the person who nominated you for this award and insert a link to their blog.


2. Pass on the award to about 15 other bloggers who you recently discovered and think are great!

3. Contact the other bloggers and let them know they have been chosen for this award.

4. Say 7 things about yourself.
 

7 Things You Always Wanted to Know About Me But Were Afraid to Ask

 

1. No I am not a blonde in real life.

 

2. Yes, I really am obsessed with baby animals.  I think my husband is thinking about comitting me someday.

 

3. I actually do love wearing the Bumpit.  My goal in life is for every woman to have a Bumpit.

 

4. That story about me driving my kids around with NO bra on is very true.

 

5.  I had Beta fish named Mr. Fish when I was growing up.

 

6.  I had a black cat with white feet name Boots.

 

7.  I am known for giving the most unoriginal names to pets.

 

K... Here are 15 FABULOUS human ladies and their blogs... in random order.

 

Charlotte-Memories for Later

Emily-Is this Really my Life

Evonne-Sell Party Of

Joanie-Keeping Up With Mom

Lauren-Supermom Central

Quinn-Created By Chicks
Shannon-Seagull Fountain

Vanessa-I Never Grew Up

Michelle-A Little Tipsy Blog

Camille-Make it Work Mom

Kalli-My Life as a Kalli

Kristina-Pulsipher's Predelictions

Adrian-Adrian's Crazy Life

Brittney-Notes from a Been-there Mom

Sara-All in a Iowa's Mom Day

Kim-Prairie Mama

 

 

If I didn't list you it isn't because I don't love you it is because I was in a time crunch while writing this and I just picked the first several out of my reader and the rest that popped in my head.  *hugz*

 

 

 

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Blog Wars-Keeping Up With Mom

Dearest Joanie,

I was Googling scripture today and came across this passage:  Isaiah 27:1 "In that day [the Lord will deliver Israel from her enemies and also from the rebel powers of evil and darkness] His sharp and unrelenting, and strong sword will visit and punish leviathan the swiftly fleeing serpent, leviathan the twisting and winding serpent; and He will slay the monster that is in the sea."



I now know your secret.  The reason you won't show me your thighs.  The reason that water never touches your lips.  The reason you don't eat fish.  And mostly your infatuation with your OWN kind. 

YOU ARE A REAL MERMAID.

The internet is never a safe place to post pictures of your TRUE IDENTITY.

I am not sure what is the most disturbing.  The fact that you are a mermaid... the fact you lied to me... or the fact that your head and neck can spin freakishly to the back like that.  But considering you are some sort of creepy biblical sea monster I guess that doesn't surprise me.... much. 

Be warned. Your secret is out. And BLOG WARS continue!

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We Interrupt Our Regularly Scheduled Posting...

The best part about having a blog where you post about baby animals, proof of unicorn existence, and hairy armpits is that people have very low standards when it comes to your posts. And when you want to post though provoking videos, you can. My good friend Carissa forwarded me the video I am posting below and I nearly fell out of my chair. Thankfully I didn't, because honestly we don't need any broken floor boards or broken tailbones around my house. And also because my crane is in the shop so there would be no way to lift me from the ground. (side note-I may have been slightly exaggerating. I didn't almost fall off my chair but if I did all the rest of the comments that followed would be 100% correct)

Okay, back on subject... The thought provoking video. I will be the first to admit that I slather on the Purell and have a, less then healthy, obsession with Clorox wipes. (side note-I have never slathered baby animals with Purell or wiped a Unicorn's horn with a Clorox wipe... I SWEAR) But, I have never truly thought about the harm I could be causing my kids. And anyone who has met me knows that my family is my one TRUE OBSESSION.

Take a few minutes. Tell your friend. Tell your neighbor. We can make a difference.

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