I am so glad there are websites out there like MSN dedicated to saving our wedded bliss. Without them how would we ever know which rules are okay to break. (side note-sorry guys... mullets are still on the no no no no no NEVER EVER list) (side side note-I don't care what MacGruber says)
1. Don't go to bed angry-Easiest way to break this rule... make 'em sleep on the couch.
2. Always Be 100% Honest-No Honey... I didn't eat your last Nutty Bar... It was a rabid chocolate loving MOLE.
3. Never Vacation Without Each Other-Nothing says true love like a little vacay with your non husband latin love Raul. That has to strengthen a marriage... OBVIOUSLY.
4. If You Fight, You're Headed For Divorce-Freak... I have nothing to make fun of. Of course fighting doesn't lead to divorce... I mean unless you're Mike Tyson and Robin Givens.
5. Always Put The Kids First-Trudat homies... dang babies always wanted to be fed and diapered and taken out of their jail cell errr... umm... I mean crib. The weight limit on diapers is actually for the amount of waste... not the baby's weight... right?
6. Never Sleep In Separate Beds-Ummm... how are you supposed to have Raul over if you are sleeping in the same bed as your hubby? 'Nuff said.
7. Partners Should Sync Up Their Hobbies-Marriages are weaker if spouses actually enjoy the same passtimes. Because we all know our spouse's would DIE if they had to walk through a craft expo or pass a monkey wrench.
8. If There's No Spark You're Doomed-DANG STRAIGHT... fire is never good in the bedroom. Down comforters are highly flammable.
9. Boring is Bad-What did you say? Sorry I fell asleep listening to you.
10. You Should Have Sex With Your Partner To Make Him Happy-Well of course not. Being selfish is always the best policy.
Okay.... so I may have taken a little freedom with my explanation. But just a tiny tiny tiny bit. You can see the un-steph-edited version here. But honestly... mine is way better.