We're so Classy-Redneck Flowbee Edition

Because we are always prepared and never wait til the last minute we decided our hairy beasts, aka kids, required haircuts for school.  (side note-last minute would have been waiting until this morning, the actual day school starts)  And since there aren't any 24 hour drive through barbers, and because we are cheap, and because I didn't want to put a bra on to go out into public, we decided to whip out the "Redneck Flowbee".

Now everyone knows the traditional Flowbee as one of the BEST inventions of all time.  But because we are all about class in this house we couldn't be caught dead with an "As Seen on TV" product cirque 1980's.  So we had to invent our own highbrow version of the Flowbee.  (side note-and by highbrown I mean kinda trashy but all the way awesomesauce)   So without further ado... I introduce... The Redneck Flowbee

Reneck Flowbee=Some form of utility style work vac+clippers

Now I know what everyone is thinking... HOW the heck does that thing work?  Well thankfully you have me to give you a brief tutorial on being trashy... err... classy. 

First grab an insane barber.  Or your husband.

Who could possibly be both.

Then grab an unsuspecting child.

I suggest using your own.  The neighbors might call the police if you try to use theirs.

Try to reassure, unsucessfully, to said child that he will not look like a

pwned n00b on his first day of school.

(side note-no time to explained pwn or n00b that is what Google is for)

Make jokes like, "Hey, did he always have a bald spot there?"

Watch as the hair is whisked away with the skill and precision of a true Ninja.

And wind up with 2 handsome but still entirely goofy boys.