PROOF of class... kind of like proof of life only we are obviously alive.
That's BISON people... nothing says high society like a little buffalo.
(side note-apparently it tastes like "roast beef"... HOW COMMON!)
No cotton blend for my man. Those are WOOL. Sheep are WAY sophisticated.
(side note-totally not posed... Brian really gets this excited about wool socks.)
A little interpretive theatre right in the store. I hear Broadway calling.
Not everyone can pull off an impromptu moose impersonation.
(side note-I totally don't make my kids pose like moose. They WANT to do it)
And of course I had to keep it real... that's right... SEQUINS at Cabelas.
And I am sure that having not done laundry in days had nothing to
do with the fact I was wearing sequins... because remember... CLASSY!!!