One, Two, Three, Four I Declare a Stick War

I admit it, I like decorative sticks.  It isn't a sickness... yet.  I don't have them hidden in closets.  I don't have to hide the credit card receipts because of mounting stick debt. I just have one little display of pretty sticks and Brian hates them. 

See... not offensive right??? (side note-yes I am searching for stick validation)

Now Brian has banished my sticks to a sad little corner in our living room. 

But if a stick should brush against the couch or show up in a video or picture they suffer terrible abuse at the hands of someone who shall remain nameless.

I know, it brings tears to my eyes too.  It's okay to cry.

No that isn't limp stick.  It's ritualistic stick abuse. 

And this people is how to solve all marital woes... publicly shame your spouse for breaking your sticks.  Who needs Dr. Phil?